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Emam jomeye Rasht Fatva Dad:Har kasi Ba Zanash Nazdiki Kone Savabe Karbala Ro Mibare!Rashtie Sar Dare Khonash Mizane:HarKe Darad Havase Karbobala Besmela.

3kas ra shenidam ke kardan ravast* Yeki anke lengash hamishe havast* Dovom har Kesi ke shabihe shomast* Sevom anke dar fekre pasokh be mast*

FUCK YOU!! F: Flower for you U ; unlimited love for you C : choclate is not sweeter than you K : kheyli mikhamet!!!

Soal:Shabih tarin chiz be period chie? Javab:Hoghoghe karmandi!Be 3 dalil: Mahiane miad. 3-4 roz bishtar davam nadare, Age tamom beshe, mikonanet!

Farghe 2charkhe va kire Arab: 2charkharo savar beshi faghat pa mizani amma kire Arabo savar beshi dasto pa mizani.

4 CHIZ KE ADAM RO MIGAD: 1. KOS NAKARDE ABET BIAD. 2.BEKHAY BRINI ANET NAYAD. 3.DARY KOS MIKONY ZANET BIAD. 4.KHAB BASHY SMS BIAD.

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Torke ba rashtiye miran gende khone aval rashtiye mire miad biron mige zane khodam behtare bad torke mire miad biron mige are zane to behtar.

Gazvine benladano dastgir mikone zang mizane be boosh mige kamrano homano bedid benladano begirid

midoni behtarin yonjey male kojast? nemidoni mohem nist az ye gave dige miporsam!

Torke ba rashtiye miran gende khone aval rashtiye mire miad biron mige zane khodam behtare bad torke mire miad biron mige are zane to behtare

Amaro argham neshun mide dar har ruz 3no junevar badjens nasleshun monghar es mishe tajob mikonam hanuz dary nafas mikeshy!!!

Hitler dar akharin sokhanranish goft akhten deusch armi kikhden kokhden koloften smsden repeat ishnaider YANI:kire artesh alman tu kun unai ke sms tekrari midan

Pesare 25 sale ba pirezane 95 sale aroosi mikone, chand shab bad pesare mimire.Pezeshkye ghanoni elate margo" khordane .... fased "elam kard.

Doaye ghabl az sex elahi odkhol kiri fi hazehel soorakh shaghan va ragha va ahfezaho men sharel eidz val soozak be lotfel kandom va ezdiado hali fel jagh amin

"dokhtara ye del bishtar nadaran , pas ba deleshun bazi nakon. Ba mameshun bazi kon chon do ta daran!!!

Az torke miporsan:miduni shisheh che juri dorost mishe?Mige:vajebi ro mizanan be pashme shishe,vaghti pashmesh rikht,mishe shishe!

Rashtie zanesho bord doctor: "baraye khanoometoon 3 rooz nazdiki tajviz kardam''. Rashtie : ''khanoom ro biaram matab ya tashrif miyarid manzel?"

4 chiz be marda kheili hal mide 1_nalidan vaght malidan 2_malidan vaght gaidan 3_shashidan bad az gaidan 4_khabidan bad az shashidan Ha

Javaiyez banke tejarate ghazvin : _7 pesare 7sale baraye 7 nafar. _14 pesare 14 sale baraye 14 nafar. _ Kelide talaeye "MAHDE KOODAK" az aane kist?

Yeky ra be jorm zena gereftand goft mojavez shareey daram.Goftand az ky? Goft az Hojatol eslam Tanasoly nemayande emam dar kheshtak bande !

marahele zendegie zanashoei 1Namzadi:dast ru chiz,lab ru lab,de bebus 2Ezdevaj:lab ru lab,chiz tu chiz,de bokon 3Baqie omr:posht be posht,kun be kun,de beguz

Be rashtie migan nazaret dar morede period chie? Mige age oonam nabod ke ma aslan zanemoon ro nemididim.

Dokhtar agar open shavad, bi parde jende mishavad Chizi be name mojeze, ba kir momken mishavad. <

Salam morge kabi pasho koni chegad mikabi jat kali alan ba mahbod varzesh terengi kardim an kabari azat nist kob dige boro bekab bache koni¤

Woman:keyli bozorge man:adat mikoni woman:az posht dard mikone man:ja baz mikone woman:nemikamesh man:bozorge woman:are man:mikayn ye kafsh dige biyaram

Ye nasihat ¤ mesl kir ostovar bash mesl khaye oftade mesl goz por hayaho mesl chos mehman navaz va hamchon pestan rozi resan

Jashnvare film haye takhayolie rasht: 1. Zane vafa dar, 2. Marde ba gheirat, 3. Farzande halal zade, Va simorghe boloorin baraye: Pesari ke yek pedar dasht!

¤ Be torke migan nazaret rajebe rooze chiye? Mige rooze eyn kir mane ham mitoni begirish ham mitoni bokorish ¤

Gar kos bokoni goshadiyash bish ast gar kon bokoni tangiyash del rish ast nazam be sare jagh ke be hengam zadan tangi va goshadiyash be dast kish ast

Age kasi behet roozi 1sms zad yani be yadete. age 2ta zad 2set dare. age 3ta zad asheghete .age 4ta zad mikhadet. age 5 ta zad motmaen bash mikhad bokonatet

Az torke porsidan 7sino bego goft kir goftan chera goft chon sar dare sike safe sibil dare sorak dare sos mirize sms mikone.

10 20 30 40 50 60 70 80 90 100 ash mash arom bash dard nadare saket bash saresho begir bezar lash movazeb pardat bash

Torke baraye darde beyze mire doktor!Doktore bad az moayene va lamse beyzeha be torke mige che ehsasi dari?Torke mige doktor doset daram!

Rang zardam ra bebin barg kazan ra yad kon bar sar kiram beshin az dard kon faryad kon(are gorbonesh)

2ktare ba pesare gaemmoshak bazi mikardan 2ktare mige : age tonesty peidam koni , bagalam kon va bebosam va age peidam nakardi ,man zire peleham

Jashnvareye filmhaye takhayoli dar rasht: 1-Zane vafadar 2-marde ba ghyrat 3-farzande halal zade va simorghe bolurin baraye filme: pesari ke yek pedar dasht.

Be Ali Daie migan ba vakil jomle besaz mige: Man dilooz be hamam laftam vakilam la shostam..

Zan az dide mohandese omraan: Halesh khoobe namaash aalie faghat heif ke paziraaiish kenare dastshooiishe

On shab haji kheyli norani shode bod done done bacheharo bosid aftabaro bardasht raft poshte khakriz. sedaye enfejar omad!!! Haji roye min ride bood.

Shere ghazvin: Ey ke koonat hamcho beyti Az ghazal, Man peye koone to hastam Az Azal, Ey navaye koone to chon saze ney, daghe koonat man bebinam ta be key...

Marmolake mire mashhad mishe mashmolak mire karbala mishe karbolak mire make mishe hajmolak mire shabdolazim mishe shambolak mire ghazvin mishe ANGOOLAK.

"amman yojibo moztareeza doa va yakshefo soo" agar be ghodrate in doaa baraye shafaye bimaran iman darid in doaa ra baraye 3 bimare ravanie digar befrestid!

.Ye torke mire WC elam mikonan ab ta 1 daghighe digar ghat mishe torke aval konesho mishore bad mirine .

Yek rejhime monaseb baraye laghari: Sobh yek livan shir zohr yek adad sir shab yek vajab kir!

Salam,khubi?Ye soale jensi dashtam rum nemishe az kasi beporsam,tanha kasi ke mitune komakam kone toee,faghat khahesh mikonam bekasi nagu.Jense shalvaret chie.

Marmolake mire mashhad mishe mashmolak mire karbala mishe karbolak mire make mishe hajmolak mire shabdolazim mishe shambolak mire ghazvin mishe ANGOOLAK.

moein 2006 : ye halgheye talayi esmeto rush neveshtam , boro biar pakesh konam ridi be sarneveshtam!

Yak rashte esmeh bachsh ra ghzashte bod rostam .anvaght metarsed ono seda konh

Be ghazvinie migan az koja zan migiri mige az barare ! Migan cheram? Mige akhe shab bekhabam pishe baradar zanam!

Hakimi dana dokhtaran ra pand hami dad ke bar do chiz del mabandid . 1. Parde bekarat 2. Mehriye bala ke avali be kire rast band bashad o dovomi be tokhme chap

Atal matal tutule.. In kose,in dudule.. Kireto bezar la pestoon, garmash mesle tabestun! Yek zane jendeh bestoon, esmesho bezar amghezi, pashme kosesh vezvezi.

VOIGOOLANZJ : GALILE maho vadid mobarake, goshnegi sar shode bid mobarake, ramezoon tamoom varaft mobarake, eide FETR amade bid mobarake, (bagori barari).

Be dalile esteghbale binazire mardome iran az mahe mobarake ramzan, mahe ramazan 24 saat tamdid shod.